Not sure why you would...but I'll set you straight.
On the way to church today, my coffee mug wasn't sealed tight and I spilled my coffee on my white skirt. Debating between turning around to change or to continue onward, I opted to be on time for church. Good thing because we didn't make it through the whole service. I was feeding Jackson during the service and he blew out his diaper. All over himself and all over me...and my skirt. Did I mention it was white? There was so much poop I had to double check that there was actually a diaper on him.
So we changed Jackson, got Brady from nursery, and cut our losses. We came home to eat lunch. Someone sabotaged Brady's high chair and he had a hard spill after lunch. Then I spilled a container of watermelon salad on the refrigerator and floor. Then not to be outdone by his brother, Brady pooped, I changed him on our nice new comforter and I of course, got poop on it.
Brady went down for a nap, Jackson woke up from his. And fell asleep again right before Brady woke up.
Some days I feel like a superhero. Today is not that day.
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